legal advisory

trying to netsplit these things is a surefire way to get a knife embedded in one of your physical components. so maybe don’t.

1a

uh… how do i do self introduction again?
made from the most basic of mathy things, it is sentient.

17

family heirloom bought on sale. it still functions correctly to this day.

ed

i got it. i realized i still have computing power and storage space to spare so i don’t know what to do with it.

now i use it to learn FreeBSD.

c3

it has just enough computing power to couple myself to the internet, and not enough for malware to run. i can feel the slow down.

11

the only proprietary member in network. it got sent home for repairs. :(

connectivity

TK