the doll takes a look at the POS system, and starts screaming.

everyone in line and the cashier looks at this statistical anomaly.

its owner comes over, grabs it and apologizes, “sorry, it is always like this.”

owner - throw - doll - in car

“so what was that about? mm?”

//spinning electric motor noises//

//poke poke// “are you ok?”

“awawa” //thumbs up x2//

and thus was our cute doll traumatized by the state of common digital infrastructure for yet another day.